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Old 03-10-2023, 10:59   #2271
Margaret Pilkington
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Re: Joke Of The Day

A policeman just pulled me over.
He said 'Papers'.
I said 'scissors..I win!'
I think he must want a rematch...he's been chasing me for 45 minutes.
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