[Margaret Pilkington]

two dogs and a cat go to heaven...The Lord says to the Alsatian 'What do you think you can bring to Heaven?
'Lord, I can bring security. I will chase away the evil wrong doers'
the lord looks to his left and sees a little poodle.....he asks what the Poodle can bring to heaven.
'Lord I can bring love and loyalty. I will never let you down'.

Then the Lord looks at the cat and says 'what do you think?

The cat blinks slowly and says....'I think you are sitting in my seat!'