Thread: Joke Of The Day
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Old 17-08-2024, 07:43   #2288
landhusweg
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Re: Joke Of The Day

Talking about lions:

A missionary working in Africa to spread the word of Christianity was one day walking alone in the bush. Although he had been told that it was dangerous to do so, he always replied “God is with me so I’m not afraid.”
On this particular day a pride of lions started to surround him and started licking their lips. He then turned to God and said “please turn these lions into Christians so they will not eat me.”
The huge male lion then said “for what we are about to receive may the Lord make us truly thankful.

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