[Margaret Pilkington]

An old lady is in court for shop lifting.
She stole a can of peaches.
The magistrate asks her why she stole the peaches.
She tells him it was just an impulse and she has never done it before.
The magistrate asks how many peaches were in the tin.
‘Six’ she tells him.
‘Well in that case I will send you to prison for six weeks’ says the magistrate.
Her husband who is in the public gallery shouts out ‘she stole a tin of peas as well’

Well, it made me laugh.