[Margaret Pilkington]

A man comes home from a hard days graft and finds his wife lying on the sofa watching TV and eating chocolate.
He explodes with temper and says to her.
‘I am the master of this house. From tomorrow I expect to find a gourmet meal being cooked when I get home. That includes a delicious dessert.
Once the meal is over I expect you to wash the dishes, then run me a scented bubble bath.
I want you to scrub my back, wrap me in a warm fluffy towel, massage my feet, cut my toe nails.
And in the morning, who do you think will be laying out my clothes?’

The wife looks at him and says ‘I guess that just might be the undertaker’


Have a great day, all of you out there reading this….that means the two of you then!