[Margaret Pilkington]

Paddy is on the final question on Who wants to be a Millionairre.
He has just one lifeline left…it is the ‘phone a friend’ lifeline.
Jeremy Clarkson asks him the question.
Which bird does not build a nest?
A)a blackbird.
B) a starling.
C) a Sparrow.
C) a cuckoo.
Paddy scratches his head, he has not got a clue.
He uses his phone a friend lifeline and phones Mick.
He asks Mick the question and right away Mick tells him it is the cuckoo.
Paddy wins the million.
After the show the two guys are sinking a few Guinness and Paddy says to Mick
‘How did you know it was the cuckoo Mick?’
‘To be sure Paddy, everybody knows that the cuckoo lives in a clock’

Ok, I’ll get my coat!