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Acrylic-bob · 21-03-2005, 09:42

OK so the Baby Chav has now been born, it is a little girl, 7lb 4oz and Chantelle has decided to name her Britney-Martine. She originally wanted to name the child Britney-J-lo but was persuaded against it at the last minute because she could not decide how it should be spelt.

The government has awarded the child a £500 Child Trust Fund payment (for low-income families with household income at or below the full Child Tax Credit income threshold of £13,480) plus £16.50 per week child allowance.
There is also a Sure Start Maternity Grant payment of £500.
Now Chantelle and Dean must start looking for a home.

To help with the cost of setting up their love nest they have applied to the DSS for an interest free Budgeting Loan of £1000.

21-03-2005, 09:42	#41
Acrylic-bob God Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Tragic Conn Posts: 4,007 Blog Entries: 15 Liked: 3 times Rep Power: 2473	Re: Chavs OK so the Baby Chav has now been born, it is a little girl, 7lb 4oz and Chantelle has decided to name her Britney-Martine. She originally wanted to name the child Britney-J-lo but was persuaded against it at the last minute because she could not decide how it should be spelt. The government has awarded the child a £500 Child Trust Fund payment (for low-income families with household income at or below the full Child Tax Credit income threshold of £13,480) plus £16.50 per week child allowance. There is also a Sure Start Maternity Grant payment of £500. Now Chantelle and Dean must start looking for a home. To help with the cost of setting up their love nest they have applied to the DSS for an interest free Budgeting Loan of £1000. __________________ Enough is ENOUGH Get Britain out of Europe Last edited by Acrylic-bob; 21-03-2005 at 10:02.