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Originally Posted by mick
Criticism of your partner can apparently be cancelled out by five compliments, according to a German scientist.
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Does my bum look big in this? She asks,
He Replies with:-
Yes, But,
1/ The steredent has removed all the green from your
teeth this time.
2/ What can we expect it's only been 16 years since
you were involved in child birth, it takes time to get
your figure back.
3/ No-one will notice because as usual you have drawn
two very original eyebrows.
4/ It will stop people noticing that red wine stain
from the last time you wore it.
5/It won't matter because after your sixth drink
you'll have no memory of me saying this.
