I hate sport.
My husband played Rugby Union and watched every sport known to Man (and some barely known at all) on telly. My son has played Rugby, Soccer and cricket in his time and both my daughters played hockey. I played tennis in my "yoof" but I couldn't stand watching anybody else do it. Wimbledon fortnight leaves me cold. I swim and I used to dive - but it's a ME thing. You wanna have a swimming race? Go ahead, I don't wanna watch you.
My favourite sport has to be lying on a sun-lounger, on a hot Maltese beach, with a glass of something potent in my hand.
