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Dingle weekly exclusive!!!!!!
Burnley and Blackburn to share grounds!

A rumor on the grape vine is that due to the dingles pitch being dug up and re sodded over the close season if its not ready they will need to share with someone. A spokesman for the club said "my cousins brother works there and he says he's not working Friday afternoons as it payday" a company that will bid for the job said " Its not that big a job, we just finished doing the mrs Simpkins garden and that was a killer, we thought we might have had to hire more people but my 2 brothers really kicked it out quick"
The same spokesman for the club said his cousins brothers best friend had heard that Blackburn was the going to be the place to share.
When we enquired at Ewood a guy on the entrance said we should ask at the loony bin as it would never happen. We at Dingle weekly know that it was a way of putting us off the scent so we sent Chav Dingle to go undercover at the weekly meeting of the Accrington Chav and Burnley supporters (bring a bottle) Club.
Chav can certainly confirm thats plans are a foot to share with Rovers as everything fits in place,
Rovers fans make no noise so no one would know they were there, Rovers never score so they would only need one end of the pitch, Burnley never score so they could use the other end, No one who plays for Burnley lives in Burnley so no travel problems. No one who supports Burnley lives in Burnley(see artical in notw) so again no travel problems.
After intensive investigative reporting its 90% certain to happen!!!!!!!