[slinky]

There is a man and he only has one testicle, all his childhood everyone called him 'one stone'.

So this one day he thinks ''no more will they call me one stone and, the next person that does I will kill them I swear''.

A week goes by and he is walking through the town centre when, a girl comes up to him and says ''o right one stone long time no - see''!!!!
He thinks right, grabs her by the hair, drags her down the back alley and F***'s her til she is dead, he turns looks at her smugly and thinks 'told you I would'.

In time people stopped calling him this name, until 3 years later he was stood at a bar in town when a girl he knew from school came up chatting to him. She said '' God can you remember when people used to call you one stone??'', he turned to the girl, grabbed her by the hair, took her outside down a dark alley and started f'''ing her, she is moaning and groaning and moaning and groaning, this had gone on for 5 hours, by this time he was knackered and she still was NOT dead............

You know the moral to this story????????????????????????????????????????????? ?







YOU CAN'T KILL TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE............................................. ..