ok here goes.................
Acouple of years ago me, tinkerbelle, MThead and my hubby were walking along church street after coming out of the REGENCY pub.
As we was walking along I thought I would jump onto my hubbies back for PIGGY BACK to the next pub. As I was only wearing a skirt at the time (and a little g.string)
tinkerbelle thought it funny to convince MThead (no that he needed much convincing) to pull my skirt up.
Well it was a lycra skirt and he pulled it up and it stuck around my waist. I was trying to get down off hubbies back to pull my skirt down but hubby didn't know what had happened and kept hold of my legs.
As you can imagine I was led on my back in the end with everything on show. The funny thing was I was outside the kebab shop. So it is a long running joke now that ''I SHOWED MY KEBAB MEAT TO THE KEBAB SHOP''. And if you are thinking 'oh thats ok everyone would have been drunk and would not have seen'', it was 9oclock, in summer in broad daylight and the baileys was full.
There we go ................................................