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Football Roles
Having picked a fight with everyone he possibly could have, Jose Mourinho has stunned the football world by taking-the-peace ambassador role in Israel, triggering me to compose a list of football’s most unsuitable roles…
Geography Teacher – Robbie Savage
Vice Squad - Paul Dickov
Making Friends and Influencing People Lecturer – Craig Bellamy
Holiday Rep – Titus Bramble
Surveillance Expert – Arsene Wenger
Face of Biactol– Luke Chadwick
Weight Watchers Instructor – Diego Maradona
Anti-Racism Ambassador – Ron Atkinson
Road Safety Patron – Jermaine Pennant
Bank Manager – Peter Risdale
Irish Historian – Clinton Morrison
Ministry of Defence Specialist – Pascal Cygan
Disabled Rights Activist – Glenn Hoddle
Michael Jackson Defence Witness – Graham Rix
Bollywood Publicist – Lee Bowyer
Speech Therapist - Alan Shearer
Wales Manager - John Toshack
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