[Doug]

Originally Posted by West Ender

Willow, Doug, Tinkerbelle, you can all come to MY funeral (not for a helluva long time, I hope). I'm having Glenn Miller, Grieg and Elvis played and there will be plenty of red wine and Hollands meat pies at my wake. I will be up there on a cloud, eating a steak pudding and ready to haunt anyone who doesn't say how wonderful I am (was).

Bl**dy hell. What are you drinking girl? I’m not a lover of them to be honest there are the few occasion where I cry. I’ve seen a lot of death both good and bad and the only way I would wish anyone to die is at peace in there sleep. Stick some decent beer on the list and a box of hankies and I’ll certainly honour your passing. I an a believer in the late occupant of the earthly body being present at the wake so you might consider coming up for a Accy do be for you pop off.