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Busman747 · 06-04-2005, 09:25

As most of you are probably aware, Willow and I are getting married on the 14th May and are away on honeymoon for a fortnight in sunny Blackpool (Don't tell Willow, she thinks she is going to Tunisia ) and I have just done a quick calculation....

Our refuse will be collected on the 4th May and we will have 10 days to fill the wheelie bin with all sorts of delicious items like uneaten baked beans and curry...... It is then left to simmer in the spring sunshine for a further two weeks until our return and will finally be disposed of on 1st June. (Thats providing it hasn't grown legs by then and escaped down the road ...)

06-04-2005, 09:25	#37
Busman747 Always EVIL within us Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Accrington Posts: 1,568 Blog Entries: 4 Liked: 40 times Rep Power: 1670	Re: Guilty of fly tipping As most of you are probably aware, Willow and I are getting married on the 14th May and are away on honeymoon for a fortnight in sunny Blackpool (Don't tell Willow, she thinks she is going to Tunisia ) and I have just done a quick calculation.... Our refuse will be collected on the 4th May and we will have 10 days to fill the wheelie bin with all sorts of delicious items like uneaten baked beans and curry...... It is then left to simmer in the spring sunshine for a further two weeks until our return and will finally be disposed of on 1st June. (Thats providing it hasn't grown legs by then and escaped down the road ...) __________________ Pray that there is intelligent life somewhere up in space, 'Cause there's Bu""er all down here on Earth - (Eric Idle)