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1) Chewing gum to be sold only at chemists stores against Doctor's Prescription and to carry deposit per piece, repayable on return

2) Junk food (Macdonalds, KFC, Kebabs, Pizzas) to carry tax duty similar to tobacco and alcohol.

3) Junk Food wrappings to carry statutory deposit, say minimum 5 quid, repayable on return.

4) Dog license to be reintroduced in the form of a collar and extended to cats; any dog or cat found in public without license should be destroyed on sight.

5) Immeadiate withdrawal from the Common market.

6) Abandon plans for Hyndburn recycling centres and send all the sh*t down south to fill up the channel tunnel.

7) Disbar all lawyers and/or their "partners" from standing for parliament on the basis of a conflict of interest, i.e.you can't make the law and then profit from it.

8) Reintroduce both capital and corporal punishment, with every school having a disipline master and every morning assembly ending with a good public caning of every previous days' miscreants.