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Busman747 · 11-04-2005, 23:45

As a coach driver, I have had the displeasure of taking out men/boys for their stag do's!

Several years ago in the freezing month of FEBRUARY!, I was asked to pull up 4 miles from my drop off point so that my punters could "relieve" themselves. When the unfortunate groom alighted, they all grabbed him, stripped him and left him wearing only a pair of socks!!

I was ordered to drive on and at first accepted it as a bit of a laugh.......but 30 angry drunk men convinced me that they were serious in leaving him! so I did!

I swore that I would never again put a groom in that situation but only a few months later, a similar situation occurred on the outskirts of Milton Keynes. After dropping everyone off, I retraced my steps to where the unfortunate naked groom was, but couldn't locate him!! At least I tried....

11-04-2005, 23:45	#9
Busman747 Always EVIL within us Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Accrington Posts: 1,568 Blog Entries: 4 Liked: 40 times Rep Power: 1669	Re: Stag nights AND Hen nights As a coach driver, I have had the displeasure of taking out men/boys for their stag do's! Several years ago in the freezing month of FEBRUARY!, I was asked to pull up 4 miles from my drop off point so that my punters could "relieve" themselves. When the unfortunate groom alighted, they all grabbed him, stripped him and left him wearing only a pair of socks!! I was ordered to drive on and at first accepted it as a bit of a laugh.......but 30 angry drunk men convinced me that they were serious in leaving him! so I did! I swore that I would never again put a groom in that situation but only a few months later, a similar situation occurred on the outskirts of Milton Keynes. After dropping everyone off, I retraced my steps to where the unfortunate naked groom was, but couldn't locate him!! At least I tried.... __________________ Pray that there is intelligent life somewhere up in space, 'Cause there's Bu""er all down here on Earth - (Eric Idle)