[lindsay ormerod]

If you can't go simply recreate the effect in your garden by drinking warm lager out of a plastic glass[which you charged yourself £8 for obviously];put your fave tunes on the stereo and then muffle it with a quilt,if it's not raining put a hose pipe on to create the requisite amount of mud and don't forget to make sure your toilet is blocked and there is no loo roll. A great day out in your back garden!