Re: peacocks
Perhaps the peacock could be trained in the same way that guide dogs are? lt could then win over the pensioners by doing odd jobs, collecting their pensions, light household chores etc.
The noise it makes could also be utilised as an early warning system for any undesiribles, selling pegs, double glazing etc.
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