[Robdunn24]

Easy way of creating your own glasto

if you have a dog that poos a lot in your garden pick it all up and make a hole. Get a really really big cardboard box and make a door in it. Put the poo in the hole and put the cardboard box over the hole(making sure you have enough rooom to stand) Stand in the cardboard box and use this as a toilet....

get a load of beer and put it in a heat resistant container. shake it and then let it settle. Warm the beer up for a short while and put this in a rusty looking barrell and put this out in your garden.. Make a stand and sell it to your friends at £2.50 a cup.....alternatively you can do this with cider and add brandy

get some funny looking funghi and make some soup...then sit out in the poring rain listening to the travis song " why does it rain on me" thinking to yourself "what the hell am i doing wet through with this funny feelimg in my stomach....salvation salvation....where are the hari krisna's? " alternatively you can put on david gray's album and say to yourself " did i come to glasto to hear the music " and realise you havent left your garden

a few months before you plan to have your back yard glasto dig a trench that goes all down the middle, get all your friends to pee in it every time they need to goto toilet......
and then when the time comes it will be just about right.

get all your friends around in garden, when they are hungry get some jack fultons 9" ulta mega thin and crispy cheese and tom pizza(which seriously lacks in cheese and tom) and charge them £2 a slice or £12 a pizza. alternatively you can make snotty eggs and raw sausage buttys and charge £5 each for them

or alternatively you can just goto oak hill park HAHAHAHA

R