[Doug]

Set the ****** up. Leave a sash widow slightly open and take in shifts to wait for the ******. When he finally arrives give him time to feel confident and wait for him to get his hands securely on the sill and the “Wack the b****** on the hand/wrist with a clump hammer. Make it painful and lasting…….. After he peels himself off the widow sill clean up carefully then the **** can’t claim for assault or criminal damages. Use plastic bin bags to protect soft furnishings and wrap the clump hammer tightly in a plastic bag before you use it. If you think I’m taking the ****, think again.