[sarnie boy]

one day the pope was on tour and he got off a plane, and his chofure was waiting but the pope said to the driver "can you please let me drive" after 10 minutes of arguing the driver gets in the back and the pope starts driving.
Along the road he does twice the speed limit and gets pulled over by a police officer. when the pope winds down the window the officer gets on his radio
"i think we've got a problem"
"what?"
"well this guy was doing twice the speed limit"
"well arrest him"
"yeah but i think its someone important"
"what do you you mean"
"well the pope's his chaufure, so i think i've arrested God!"