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Re: Where are all the Rovers Fans?
Sorry if youve heard em before but I can't resist putting them on here.
2 old Blackburn men working on adjacent allotments, when one of them shouts "Oooh ah feel dizzy", then keels over. The other man shouts "'Ave yer got vertigo?" To which the man on the ground says "Nay lad, ah only live round t' corner".
A Blackburn man goes to the vets with his cat. The receptionist asks him what the problem is. The man says the cat is having trouble passing water. The receptionist then says "Is it a tom?". The man replies "Nay lass ah've brought it wi' me".
Blackburner walking down Market St in town, sees a sign outside a pub that says, "Pie, pint and a woman for £1". He goes in, walks up to the bar and says to the barman, "Whose pies are they?"
A bloke goes into a DIY shop in Blackburn and says to the assistant:- I'm doing some paint stripping and I need some turps' to which the assistant replies:- 'would you like audio turps or video turps ?
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