I have worked out a solution, I will have a word with Staggering man and ask him to get a jar of pickled eggs in, that way I don't have to bother about peeling, boiling or even washing the pan.
I'm sure that if he does that for me then in return at last orders I can stand at the bar and make sure that every-one leaves quickly because pickled eggs have an even worse effect on me than ordinary boiled ones.
