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condoms
Imagine if all major business's started making their own condoms, but kept
their same slogan....
Sainsbury Condoms - Making life taste better
Tesco Condoms - Every little helps
Nike condoms - Just do it
Peugeot Condoms - For the ride of your life
Galaxy condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk
KFC condoms - Finger licking good
Minstrel condoms - Melt in your mouth, not in your hand
Safeway condoms - Lightening the load
Abbey National condoms - Because life's complicated enough
Coca Cola condoms - The real thing
Ever Ready condoms - Keep going & going
Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper
Muller light condoms - So much pleasure, but where's the pain
Flash condoms! - Just sit back relax and let Flash do all the
hard work.
Halford condoms - We go the extra mile
Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
Renault condoms - Size really does matter
Ronseal quick drying condoms It's dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes
Domestos condoms - Gets right under the rim
Heineken condoms - Reaches the parts that other condoms just can't
reach
Carlsburg condoms - Probably the best condoms in the world
Pepperami condoms - It's a bit of an animal
Polo condoms - The one with the hole (a very poor seller!)
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