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lindsay ormerod · 28-04-2005, 10:10

I got a new cooker about 2 months ago and the old electric one was in my back yard while I optimistically tried to get the council to come and shift it.Having had no luck even getting thru to the Council I was beginning to despair,BUT some kind hearted thieves have saved me a job by breaking into my back yard and stealing it! Good effort lads! It won't work as it's been out in the rain for 2 months and was rubbish before that!So there you have the answer to all your removal needs,it obviously helps if the object looks like it might still serve some purpose,just leave it in view and some light fingered yob will remove it for you free of charge!

28-04-2005, 10:10	#1
lindsay ormerod Senior Member+ Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 3,687 Blog Entries: 3 Liked: 48 times Rep Power: 3654	Why would you steal that?? I got a new cooker about 2 months ago and the old electric one was in my back yard while I optimistically tried to get the council to come and shift it.Having had no luck even getting thru to the Council I was beginning to despair,BUT some kind hearted thieves have saved me a job by breaking into my back yard and stealing it! Good effort lads! It won't work as it's been out in the rain for 2 months and was rubbish before that!So there you have the answer to all your removal needs,it obviously helps if the object looks like it might still serve some purpose,just leave it in view and some light fingered yob will remove it for you free of charge! __________________ "Cover up those table legs Mother, they are inflaming my sexual ardour ! "