[Billcat]

The horse and the chicken were great barnyard friends. One day, the horse managed to get himself stuck in a very sticky section of mud. "Help me please," cried the horse, "get the owner's Mercedes and pull me out!" The chicken quickly went and got the keys for the car, attached a piece of chain to the rear of the car, and pull the horse out of the mire.

A couple of days later, the chicken found herself sinking in another mud hole. "Quick, before I am sucked under, get the Mercedes," she asked the horse. The horse however, had other ideas. He quickly straddled the muddy patch, told the chicken to grab his penis and she was quickly saved.

Moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks!