Cotty, the reason you've got a mention is because telling a copper you can't leave Hereford because you "are the BBC" was yet another example of your arrogance and I wanted to share it with everyone!
As for the bloke in the pub, it still makes me feel sick just thinking about it.
Top day out, though. What the hell am I going to do on Saturdays for the next few weeks?
Stanleybabe