[Billcat]

We're policing the limericks today
So be careful what you say
Post a rhyme that is weird
but never be feared
We're doing it only in play!

Speaking of which:

There once was a poet named Dan,
Who's poetry never would scan.
When told this was so,
He said, "Yes, I know"
"It's because I try to put every possible syllable into the very last
line that I can" !!

New start:

There was a young lady called Sara
Who at limericks was quite the terror (call the limerick police!)