[Mik Dickinson]

There was two going around last year that i felt was a bit sick.Why did so many die at Morecombe bay?
Because the boss said to come back when the tide got to knee high.
Problem being that Ni Hi was at the top of a hill having a tea.
Two great whites are swimming in the Atalantic and one says to the other ' God i am hungry fancy some fish 'n' chips'?
Na says the other lets go to Morecombe for a Chinese.
Now that should tickle T.Think they are his kind of joke.