Out of the mouths of babes....
Liverpool were playing Burnley at Turf Moor and I was going to the game and the Grandparents were looking after the kids for the weekend, before I left we were talking about the game, my father being a Burnley surpporter was thinking they would win (as if), as I left I said if Burnley win I will not return please scatter my ashes over the Kop and give me a good send off.
Monday my wife got a call from the primary school with condolences on my death at such an early age and if there was anything they could do don't hesitate to ask.