[the real michael]

Greetings from bass land …great news for all the people who have been waiting to hear the tune

LIFE IS GOOD-LIFE IS SHORT…I pay thanks to uk cowboy who gave me a lead to a website called

WWW.AUDIOSTREET.NET and I have now joined this site and have uploaded the tune for you to

Download/copy/distribute with 2 more tracks to be added a.s.a.p….. please note this tune is unmastered and does not represent the quality in its cd version and note that all the words are as exact as the track which the bbc were going to play, but was banned before it got a chance to be played by the actions of a preston councillor called Lavallette…an organisation of morons called hyndburn against racism and a communist called matthew Hartley…that is what I have been told by the beeb !

(I now know who to put against the wall come the revolution!)

I did write to Lavallette and h.a.r. but got no reply, which is expected from cretins who know not what they do …as for Hartley…********…and after that…HELL.

Your comments on the tune will be greatly appreciated no matter how severe so feel free to dis it if you like, we have another 1000 or so tracks im sure you would like a few no matter which genre you

Normally listen to .(be warned, I may challenge you to make a better tune on the equipment we made it on…and not yours)

Gotta go now cus were writing another album called “THE HARLEQUINS OF HYNDBURN” which tells tales of greed and corruption amongst the workforce of hyndburn council so if there are any disgruntled ex council employees with something to add to our collection of info then please forward it to us and well include it in the album if its scandalous enough! (your anonymity is guaranteed)

Talking about the council (BARF) in the last two weeks ive had 3 notices of eviction from the halfwit with the double barrelled name, the one who sent an 83 yr old woman an eviction notice for the princely sum of 3p (and signed it)..and have had two personal calls from a tard who said his name was Brockbank and he reckons he can come and harass me any time he likes! I asked this b.b.e.

If he knew what the word ULTRA VIRES meant and he said he didn’t…conclusive proof that people in authoritive positions use their status for their own means and ends…but im not worried…the council can send as many little ****s round as they like…hes gonna have a shock next time he darkens my door again….stay tuned!!!!



p.s. the unsigned will be shortly appealing to anyone out there who would like to join us in the making of a music dvd which will be made in and around accy (no expensive exotic locations for us!)

We will be after someone who can edit and properly sync the music to it…age does not matter, even if you are a student, and qualifications are not necessary (a phd can be bought on the internet for pennies) you will be judged on your ABILITY and nothing else, okey dokey!!!

Just go to www.audiostreet.net and look under T for THE UNSIGNED…I await your comments…