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Old 25-05-2005, 12:02   #57
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Re: This makes me very, very angry.

Well I bought the sun news paper today only to find out that yes.....I IS A CHAV, INNIT!!!
The sun place a chav alphabet of chidrens names here goes.

A - Anastacia ..............N - Nike
B - Benson.................. O - Orlando
C - Coleen................. P - Porche
D - Deejay .................Q - Quila
E - Elvis .....................R - Rothman
F - Foccacia............... S - Shereen
G - Gemini ..................T - Tyon
H - Harvey .................U - Usher
I - Ice......................... V - Vauxhall
J - Janine..................... W - Whitney
K - Kandil ....................X - Xanadu
L - Lavinia ....................Y - Yates
M - meadow .....................Z Zak

So there we have it CHAV names. My son is called Zack I was wondering does that make me a chav or does it mean my son is a chav?? not sure. But then I got to thinking that because the sun EDITORS are not so very bright that maybe they couldn't think of any other names that began with the letter Z so they thought ''oh yeah duh put zak''.
Then I thought well Richard Gere must have been a CHAV in the film OFFICER AND A GENTLEMAN......( now thats a chav I wouldn't kick out of bed any day of the week ).
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