[Mick]

THESE ARE TWO PM'S THAT LESS AND HIS WIFE SHOULD HAVE SENT TO EACH OTHER BUT I GOT THEM INSTEAD AND HAD TO PASS ON

To My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with your 55 years can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and value you as a good wife. Therefore after reading this pm I hope you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed. I shall be back home before midnight.

Your Loving,less



My Dear less

I received your pm and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 55 years old. At the same time, I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Paul, my tennis coach, who like your secretary is also 18 years old. As you have some knowledge of Math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although there is one small difference: 18 goes into 54 more often than 54 goes into 18.

Therefore I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow.

Your Loving Wife..


I wish people would sent there PM'S to the right people