Thread: Joke Of The Day
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Old 07-06-2005, 14:43   #1060
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Re: Joke Of The Day

A Young woman had been taking golf lessons. She had just started
playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting.The
pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse.

The golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, "Why are
you back in so early? What's wrong?"

"I was stung by a bee."

"Where?" he asked.

"Between the first and second hole", she replied.

The golf pro nodded knowingly and said, "I was going to tell you, your stance is too wide."
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