Heres another example of British Measurement before metrification
1 Kiss= 1 unit of affection
10 kisses= 1 fumble
10 fumbles= 1 grope
10 gropes= 1 horizontal excercise
10 horizontal exercises= 1 commitment (commonly known as marriage)
1 Commitment= 0 kisses!
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“I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me.”
Winnie the Pooh
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Last edited by Less; 07-06-2005 at 16:42.
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