[staggeringman]

went to a wedding tonight down at the dunk beautiful building and you think you are going top notch,forget it i will never step in that place again.You get served a finger buffett!ooops! we have no napkins to wipe your hands,quiche ooops sorry still half froze but we will put it out anyway,lovely baked potatoes with a spicey filling !cant get a knife to cut them into edible pieces,watched the england ladies walk past and thought to myself how do they get on in here, the gent whos wedding it was spent just short of ten grand and for what sorry dunkenhalgh goodbye.



p.s take a mortgage out for your drinks.