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Tealeaf · 15-06-2005, 12:41

Thanks to that hypocritical capitalist turd Geldof, ebay are no longer flogging tickets for an afternoon of noise and dross in Hyde Park. However, I am pleased to inform you that there is now an alternative.

As of today, I am offering for sale, at the bargain price of 100 ackers, tickets for a day of peace, contemplation and enjoyment. Naturally, the full details will be kept secret until I receive the dosh, but I can assure you its a bargain.

So come on folks - give us yer money!

15-06-2005, 12:41	#1
Tealeaf God Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Paradise Lost Posts: 7,220 Liked: 11 times Rep Power: 4266	Alternative Live 8 tickets for sale Thanks to that hypocritical capitalist turd Geldof, ebay are no longer flogging tickets for an afternoon of noise and dross in Hyde Park. However, I am pleased to inform you that there is now an alternative. As of today, I am offering for sale, at the bargain price of 100 ackers, tickets for a day of peace, contemplation and enjoyment. Naturally, the full details will be kept secret until I receive the dosh, but I can assure you its a bargain. So come on folks - give us yer money!