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Sparkologist · 18-06-2005, 11:18

Listen chaps. the next time your missus complains of a headache to sidestep her bedroom duties, remember this:

Jim emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache."
"Perfect" Jim said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository... it's up to you!"

18-06-2005, 11:18	#1066
Sparkologist I am Band Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Overlooking 22 yards Posts: 1,321 Liked: 3 times Rep Power: 57	Re: Joke Of The Day Listen chaps. the next time your missus complains of a headache to sidestep her bedroom duties, remember this: Jim emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache." "Perfect" Jim said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository... it's up to you!" __________________ Connect it: Red > Yellow, Yellow > Blue, & Blew to ....'kin bits! Any ramblings, meanderings, thoughts or musings are mine and mine alone. Any opinions expressed are Lettie's!