It would be funny if it wasn't true, maybe they could find a space on Aldi carpark or MPA could do a workshop of Slovakian folk dancing with pick pocketing and mugging as part of audience participation.
Bystrany Slovakia
AN AMAZING exodus is revealed today — with an entire village migrating to Britain from poverty-stricken eastern Europe. Scores of men, women and children are uprooting themselves from a community of gipsies branded thieves and scroungers in their homeland of Slovakia.
Ramshackle ... concrete and wooden shacks in Bystrany