[staggeringman]

getting back to the hedgehogs.............did you here about the mother hedgehog giving baby hedgehog lessons on how to cross the road? mum tells baby to watch carefully, a car zooms past and mother looks both ways and sees no headlights! quickly she starts across the road, all of a sudden some headlights appear and she curls up in a ball ! the car passes over her,on reaching the other side she shouts across to baby hedgehog its your turn,so baby looks both ways and sees nothing and starts across the road, just over halfway across headlights appear so baby curls up in a ball..............SPLAT!!

MOTHER SHOUTS OUT AT THE CAR BLOODY ROBIN RELIANTS.....he...he