[Acrylic-bob]

Well, I'm Back! Moaning and groaning and spitting feathers, as usual. Many thanks to fellow members for their messages of support - you really shouldn't have. It almost restores my faith in human nature...almost. My thanks are also due to the cheap plastic replica Acrylic-bob who kindly sat in for me while I was otherwise engaged at the cutler's. I hope it didn't flatter anyone too much.

Yes! Acrylic-Bob is back in bullish mood, Iv'e had my flaying knives sharpened and I'm ready to take on all comers and point out which of our Emperors are swanning around in their birthday suits. So without further ado, and to paraphrase Shakespeare, "Cry Cui Bono and let slip the dogs of War!"