A Vicar, a Priest and a Rabbi were talking about how much they earned,
The Vicar said "We have a collection and afterwards we divide it so 1/2 goes to the Archbishop to do good works and the rest is divided between the church and Me"
The Priest said "We also have a collection and afterwards we divid it so 1/2 goes to Rome, 1/4 goes to charity and the rest goes to me"
The Rabbi said " We also have a collection and afterwards I go outside and throw it in the air, what God catches he keeps and what falls is mine"
