when mine were little they had these explorers belts that had things attached to it like test tube, magnifying glass, tweezers etc. One day they went out "exploring" to the spare land down the side of our house and when I went out 5 mins later found they'd gone a bit further than they should have but could still see them so I shouted for them to come in and the youngest came back with a big smile on his face and proudly presented me with his test tube and said loudly "I've found a big balloon". Funny balloon it was a used condom!! Try explaining to a 5 year old why he can't blow it up
