No of course we don't but The Observer just to work up a head of steam and to have a moan.
Firstly l buy [or am given it,] to browse the half of the paper which is the property section, so l can say 'How much? For that? Bloody Hell!'
Secondly l like to laugh at the babies names on the bonny baby page. Paris Jaid Higginbottom, or some such moniker, always makes me smile.
Have a whole pile ready to post on the 18th.