I've got some podium bubbly that you can have, Staggers. You can either imbibe it to take away the pain, or use it as a lotion to rub into the tender areas.
I think Wingy may have some photos to go in the gallery.
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Connect it: Red > Yellow, Yellow > Blue, & Blew to ....'kin bits!
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