This story did make me laugh!
I have been pondering it though. For the little sister to have been wearing a mini, the date must have been after 1964. The sort of girl who threw her knickers down the stairs, one would have presumed she would have been the sort of girl to have been on the pill, which was available on the NHS from 1962.
So going to the car for condoms doesn't quite ring true!
Either you were a good fiance and left, or you chickened out?
Or perhaps you are the kind of chap to wear a belt and braces?
