The problem is that rough tough men probably all have dirty knees and you know what I think about that. lol
As you are probably aware tights have a tendency to hide quite alot of lifes little imperfections so dirty knees would be amongst the least of your worrys.
But, in the interest of the art I will accept this part as you're quite right it was MADE for me. lol
This is accyweb, as you should already have realised art has a very low priority here, The part is more like some low budget carry on theme.
One question though, which of course, I have to ask being a right-on feminist type - why didn't I get chance to audition for Robin? Surely you aren't typecasting me purely on the basis of my sexuality. I'm quite sure I look better in green tights than most men around here.
Until Doug suggested that we turn this into some form of xmas panto it was supposed to be slightly more up market similar to one of the plays what Ernie Wise wrote.
However the roles could now be reversed we will need a robin Hood that can be a thigh slapper, if you consider yourself as a bit of a slapper then perhaps you could persuade Staggers to do a bit of role reversal with you? (Personally I wouldn't want to put on a pair of tights that he's been wearing and our budget won't run to buying a new pair just for you).
Well thats enough about you I have to get to the Stag and practice my lines,
"Bar-Keep, fetch me more ale",
"Hey wench, wine for the Sheriffs men and I".
(Cue the old joke about a howling dog).
