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Old 28-07-2005, 10:19   #1
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Shopping tips for the ordinary male

To save money when out shopping, always remember the
work colleague who's wife your loved one can't stand,
then when she wants that standard lamp or whatever you
just say, "yes Bill Scroggins was showing me some
photos and that is just like the one his wife bought."

It will be returned to the shelf faster than a
speeding bullet.


If however you want for example a new digital camera &
she has said you can't afford one, you look at the
cheaper range cameras and say, "I know it's only a
cheap end camera but Bill Scroggins wife got him this
model as a surprise gift".

She will then direct you to the higher end of the
cameras and tell you we'll be able to afford it
somehow.
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