[the real michael]

typical hyndburn council promoting foriegn ****e as usual.... what about a concert done by
british blooded musicians who play british music? why not promote french music instead
and turn this mela into a melee! .... hyndburn council have prooved their incompetance again
even britcliffe admitted he doesnt know what he is doing ( his excuse for selling off this town to foreigners ) if the retard had said that 20 yrs ago maybe they wouldnt have squandered at least 60mil ... this town has been killed by your own council , at least the great northern town of
durham told the council to swivel when they opted to privatise the council houses...you should monitor their progress...at least they were more sensible than hyndburn who think things will get better cus they (very stupidly) voted for the privatisation by being conned by the council cowboys who even put a little vid together to entertain the monkeys....aaaaaahhhhhh
(one hundred and fifty grand wasted on a ten minute video)
how very conservative of hyndburn homes to think about their precious little jobs which they should all lose in the eyes of justice...but in todays sick and depraved society is rewarded.. by
biological entities who never advanced past the stage of zygot...and never will...
you have all been conned for so long , why have all the major employers left to go abroad in order to maximise profits? lancashire used to be great... the cotton mills... prestige..platts..
r.o.f. phillips ... etc etc ... even our rolls royce is foreign!!! as a patriot to my country it is my duty to inform you all that there are acts of treachery going on in the council offices (which is still punishable by the death penalty)..but dont bother telling the filth, cus satan stevenson and his band of bent bobbys are in it too...so anyone fancy making a citizens arrest?

p.s. talking about bent bobbies there will be a newer upbeat version of "worlds best at sarcasm"
ft clitheroe constabulary ...(mixed by jc) ... plus something from the album we are working on at the moment called "THE HARLEQUINS OF HYNDBURN" ... i will let you know for sure before i go
away for a few weeks ....in fact our collective of musicians have come up with enough material
for a trilogy! but it takes a long time here at bassland cus our equipment is old and useless and
have tried everywhere to get funding...from the hyndburn enterprise trust to the national lottery but so far we have received nothing...too busy trying to save the world when everything AROUND YOU is dying ... i will post a notice sometime next week when the tunes are ready